Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work


A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

Man ~ “That’s nice.”

Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

Man ~ “No, thanks.”

Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

Man ~ “OK, how much?”

Boy ~ “$250?

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”

Man ~ “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy ~ “$750?

Man ~ “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy ~ “$1,000?

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”

40 Comments on “Woman Having Affair While Husband Is At Work

  1. The man “priest” might loss all church’s savings to this boy. Anyhow, the husband’s wife is truly blessed with a holy fluid.

  2. A priest has been caught lately for giving his fluids to women orally, saying it is ‘holy milk’

  3. Those who cheat in the name of religion should never be spared.

  4. Religion is the root of all that is wrong in this world

  5. Marine I am laughing so much I’m wetting my drawers woohoo funny

  6. This is not a joke though some priest are having affair ,i can give you one example ..one of my neighbour is single lady and she is very religious person shes an officer in their church ,one time i saw her with my both eyes holding hands with a man somewhere(not to mention the place )when they are inside restaurant i pretend i did not saw them then suddenly called me and say hello and introduce thw man to me she said he was their priest in their church St Joseph cathedral ..so i respect ,a few months later i have heard a rumors that this lady went back home because she was pregnant and the father was the priest…at first i dont believed the gossips but then people and neighbors says the proest always go to visit the lady especially when the babies (twins)came out !so now i believed that dont just say if a priest cannot get married no way it si better to get marriwd if you cannot control your feelings rather than you go through prieat and break your law in catholic faith..just saying

  7. Ian 63.Till date no body answer my question that what’s the necessity of unmarried priest, preacher n sadhus: They pollute the religion n society most.

  8. yes it happens to some people
    one of my batchmate girl got pregnant by a priest and the baby boy now is about 10 years of age … what a shame to the priest….

  9. at least some priests once the realize they are unable to be celibate the leave the priesthood I respect those but then you have those who are cowards or just plain hypocryes, Lets remember they are human how many men do the same , Being celebate for a lifetime is a rare occurence

  10. Thats y Muslims must marry according to Is no matter whatever his/her job.

  11. Really??? People! It’s a freaking joke!!!!!! Oh my goodness!!!!!

  12. This could be a “joke”.. Doesnt mean a priest wont cheat tho..

  13. We are Jud human being created with sexual feelings…. whether your like or not

  14. Why is the topic changed? Is it not the woman cheating her husband? Why the priest?

  15. Anonymous

    There are unfaithful bisexual priests right here in Trinidad and Tobago .Only in it for the money. Such hypocrites.

  16. It’s sad and painful to witness such treachery and hypocrisy.
    A lady I knew befriended a priest to acquire a job at a hospital owned by priests .
    She offered herself to be available to the priest anytime anywhere.
    So sad and painful.

  17. I hear this before about 10yrs ago only it was protestant minister then !

  18. All the sick anti-Catholics are on here, someone tell them it’s only a joke .

  19. THE bible was written aforetime for us whom the end has come, Jesus said” that he would like all to be like him,(without wife or marriage) only so they could do his fathers will (preaching work) more to the full, but if not able to control their passion, marry. that’s it! but the religious leaders… again just like jesus day, put heavy yokes on people that they themselves cannot bare! simple explanation… so you have those that have polluted the trust of many people,

  20. Simple Humour to highlight that humans err, some more than others.

  21. Any reference to Sky Couriers is completely unintentional, but them lads used to work anti social hours, but sometimes scammed it, in order to come home earlier than expected. Not an easy occupation, but they do have wives/partners who can lead solitary lives, or not….

  22. I WAS A VERY FUNNY STORY (AKA JOKE!) WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! HAVEN’T YOU ALL FOR GOT HOW TO LAUGH!!!

  23. NOW THERE IS EVEN ANOTHER JOKE, QUESTION : WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ALTAR BOY AND A PRIEST: …. OOPS NOBODY CAN GUESS? ……. WELL THIS IS IT : AN ALTAR BOY KNEELS BESIDE A PRIEST DURING MASS, WHILE AFTER THE MASS THE PRIEST KNEELS IN FRONT OF THE ALTAR BOY…… NOW COULD THIS BE A JOKE OR SOMEWHAT ELSE?

  24. Two young boys decide to play a joke on their mother at breakfast before going to school the older one will use the word dam in a sentence and the other younger one the word ass. The older boy says ” Not this God Dam cereal again’ at which point the mother yanks him out of his seat by the ear and beats him around the head and back and into the bed room. When she returns the younger one says ” Boy I am glad I did not say get off your fat ass and fry me some bacon”

  25. What do you want the priest to do with the gift in between his legs.Its a holy creational tool

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